My fiance’s brother decided to throw a giant party and as I was coming out from the bathroom from taking a piss, some intoxicated girl, who probably wasnt even invited to the party in the first place, asked me “who.are.you?!” I fucking live here, cunt and you and your obnoxious drunk friends are preventing me from getting any sleep. Now I am back in my cave watching Hannibal to drown out their screaming. I desperately need a fucking cigarette.
